Me when I’m the next one to present in class
"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
- (via 1112pm)
(Source: sweetcheeksaremadeofthese, via silvertailfish)
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
"But you don’t need to know what’s wrong with me unless you think you gonna come home with me."
- Atmosphere (via itsbeebee)
"She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it."
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